3d комичен: shifter. епизоди 1-4

I queried. "Or the Red Lion," Sharon suggested, "It's strippers night but I couldn't swap me shift. "Give Forbsie a buzz on the dog," I suggested, "Them two stick together like couple of moths with spunk on their wings," They looked at me like I was talking bollocks, "Dog," I says, "Dog and Bone, phone." A smile of Hardcore recognition and a quick radio message and Forbsie and Tony was on their way. "Speed is of the essence," Inspector Head insisted. "Best take the Subaru," I said. "But they aren't qualified Police Drivers!" Head says. "Tony did a track day at Oulton Park," I reminded them, forgetting to add he wrote off his Uncle's Triumph Acclaim in the process as he was totally pissed at the time. "Better take the Subaru," he said and we got some tins of Four X and some pork pies in case we got peckish and piled in the Subaru, me and Head in the back, Tony driving. Tony really booted the throttle and got us going nicely, ninety in a Subaru feels like eighty in an ordinary car over sleeping policeman humps in pedestrian areas and we put some lovely skid marks on that light coloured stone by the tram tracks and then we on the M62 and heading for Leeds at a ton thirty, scaring the shit out of HGV drivers by overtaking on the hard shoulder. "Where to?" he asked after ten minutes or so and we realised we didn't have a fucking clue where we was off to. Of course it didn't have teens a Sat Nav to save weight, yeah, when Forbsie was the best part of tenty stone and Head not far behind and they worried about a sat nav." "Turn cum Round." Inspector Head ordered. Tony caned the brakes and the mad bastard did a U ie and headed back the way we come, West bound on the Eastbound carriageway the wrong way up the fucking hard shoulder of the M62 at a ton ten and there's no fucking hard shoulder under half the bridges. "No!" Head cried but Tony had it sorted with another U'ie, up the off ramp across the roundabout and down tother side the wrong way again so he did a new U'ie and we was heading back where we come, fastest thing on the road except a black Suzuki what overtook and a bloke on a Ducati what was slipstreaming us. The Pedo was an anticlimax, sad little sod what just dreamed of kiddies not your real hands on Pedo, sad cunt, "Oh have you brought my videos?" he asked, I ask you, Tony and Forbsie was in fucking plod uniform and he thinks they are fucking couriers! so we just cautioned him and smacked him up cumshot a bit to sort of remind him he mustn't be a bad boy when he looked in the mirror at his busted nose and the gaps where his teeth used to be. "So how do blowjob you like your new job?" Inspector Head asked me. "Fucking hard work," I said, "Being Police Commissioner, fucking difficult finding the time to spend all me money what with thirteen thousand for doing fuck all on the council and now ninety grand for sorting you cunts out." "You said your priorities were Pedophiles and Prostitution," the Inspector said, "Have you any ideas what to do about prostitution?" "One or two," I says, "Careers advice, see of a girls pug ugly it's no good her going on the game, yet if she's gorgeous what the fuck is the point in going to university and doing Law for seven ears as she can make more on an hour on her back than she ever will a lawyer?" "I don't know about that Johnno," Tony said, "They see's you coming mate!" "They comes running when I flash the cash," I said, "But I been out meeting the girls and listening." "And fucking," Tony adds. "Well, can't be rude," I says, and I looks out and fuck me if there wasn't a pair of queers holding hands. I nearly chucked me teatime Vindaloo up, "Fuck!" I says. "Not illegal Johnno," Tony says. I giggled to myself as I realised that I’d be on his shoulders the wrong way round; i.e. with my stomach in his face and my pussy at his mouth. This is the best day of my life.” There's a second one!" Scrambling, he had almost gotten the door open when the woman grabbed his arm. Why not permit another female to ease my blowjob never-ending need for stimulation, and why don’t I accept the only physical kindness I’m likely to receive on this planet of horrors? Not all did a very good job, and when they did not succeed in making a mark of getting a reaction from him, they sometimes got booed by the audience. "Glenda, I know you've kissed girls before, but I haven't. They haven’t even fucking noticed me. They’re too busy watching Hannah and delighting in her body’s response to way too much vibration. The other sliding up and down her thigh pumping into her cumshot ass. He bit into it to silence any moans and grunts as cum shot out of his cock in thick, gooey ropes, covering his mom's feet and splatting down onto the tiled floor. “I know,” Brandon whispered, his lips moving against my hair, “Willowbud loves Astrid, doesn’t she?” Zane continued though. She played with it while telling him how her husband and his brother would fuck her one after another and how she would enjoy them every day, except those days when she had her periods. Part of me wanted to go grab Diane and just hug and kiss her telling her how much that I do love her. them. She gasped a few times before opening her mouth and taking me all the way again. My big brother Tommy, your Dad, patiently answered all my adolescent questions, and eventually over a period of time we became very close. Alex laughed. "You are not his boyfriend? Her body began Hardcore to writhe on the counter and she closed her muscular legs around my head, keeping me locked in teens place. Stunned and aroused by the view, he didn't know what to do except watch as the small woman got herself off with her skilled fingers. She went to her bed talking to Max, mostly slurring her words but Max didn’t know and he didn’t care. I leaned forward to kiss her, our tongues exploring as my wife began to slowly rock around my cock. “He hurt you?” Julie smiled. I however, was still on my kiss high. Helen and I have cum been divorced for several years, but still remain amicable and when it comes to doing things like 4-H for our daughter, neither one of us mind at all. "Your Mom and I had a threesome last week" Dad said. He was cut too. Tommy says.